bcuz like truly honestly. like am i jus fat or some? like wen i dj the party, i have one leg up and the other down. ian doin too much, barely movin fr other than my finger. why tf do the back of knees sweat like i put in some type of work or some?!

& do yall be moanin or makin faces wen yall masturbate? cuz i be straight face ASFUCK. dont get me wrong, it feel hella good but best believe im layin on my back like the whole time

& if im watchin porn, j got my phone on my chest, damn near on my chin and i still be playin wit myself wot the STRAAAAAAIGHTEST face. literally im jus even wen i buss my nut im still lookin like

if y’all b moanin and shit, bravo, you belong on brazzers. need to taks your talents to the big cameras, fuc a only fan. you’re a STAR