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WHAT EGYPTIAN ARTIST YOU LISTEN TO SAYS ABOUT YOU (THREAD)
Amr Diab: you probably one of those ppl who canāt move on from a relationship or a memory just like you canāt move on from the fact that his new music sounds the same and generic and u wanna listen to his old music
Mohamed Mounir: you are intelligent, cultured, and a humble person to be around and you probably have a talent you donāt show until itās necessary
Tamer Hosny: you definitely under 30 if you listen to him and you think u have good music taste but u probably donāt you put his music on every tiktok just to prove you are Egyptian or love Egyptian culture. You also had a BIG glow up but u pretend u always looked good
Abdel Halim Hafez: your favorite genre is romance and you believe in happily ever after and you probably decided how your wedding will happen and where you will go on your honeymoon since you were 4, you wish you lived in the 50s
Umm Kulthum: you have a lot of patience and tolerance and you would rather be alone looking at the view from your house with ahwa/shisha the talk to anyone. You also keep things simple and are super generous
Mohamed Ramadan: you are a fob you probably smell, arrogant, egoistic and no one really likes you the fact that people tolerate you is beyond me. You also think el enta gamed awy bas enta wala haga. You also canāt dress
Hamo Bika: you also a fob how you listen to a man that dresses like a highlighter. You probably have good Mahraganat playlists though and can fight back and know how to play people. You say a7a and ayooo 24/7, and some people look up to you for some reason???
Hassan Shakoush: how you listen to a guy that only does half of his hair. You make money moves and know how to work around a problem. You can also fight back and are hella funny. You saw yalahwy 24/7 and you are the life of the party you are best with friends
Wegz: you have SUPERIOR taste in music and you are most likely Alexandrian and you show off your city 24/7. You sound tough but at the same time you are kind and generous until someone pisses you off, then itās WWIII for them. You are also woke and speak your mind
Marwan Pablo: you also stink and you are probably racist. You are one of those āIām African so Iām Black/Iām African so I can say the n wordā. You are still crying about the fact that he retired when you should cry about the fact you failing 5 classes and u taking 3
Sadat: you HATE Alexandria and think they are all falla7en. Is always on some sort of drugs and speaks without thinking. You start fights but u never win them. You are obsessed with tattoos. You were at one point an innovator but you in a dark place now
Figo El Daklaway: you also talk about Alexandria 24/7 and think itās the best city in Egypt. You have the MOST elite taste in Mahraganat and music in general. You can belly dance with your eyes closed. You are gorgeous and a leader. You are the peaceful, kind one.
Saad El Soghayar: wannabe belly dancer who canāt wait to get married so you can show off your dance moves to your husband. You are loud and fun to be with. You also support Fifi Abdou and obsessed with the 2000s Egypt
Ruby: you always think ahead and are very vocal and arenāt afraid of no oneās opinions. You express yourself very well and live life to the fullest while people are always envying you. You are a hottie/handsome.
Sherine: you are always sad and think someone betrayed you. You also have the worst takes on everything and you talk out of your ass. You miss the 2000s. You lowkey hate your country and culture but pretend to fit in so no one roasts you
Dalida: you are open-minded and listen to international music. Everyone goes to you for advice and you can speak 3+ languages. Patriotic about Egypt. Always looking to try something new and fun
Hany Shaker: you are the biggest hypocrite ever you are definitely a boomer you dm girls for nudes and smoke and drink but judge other people for existing/breathing and no one likes you anyways you also stink
Mostafa Amar: you gonna live your wild years until u hit 45 then realize itās time to settle down. You are fun and no one takes you seriously like people will party with you but donāt trust you with serious stuff. You always brag about your colored eyes and u are a player
Mohamed Fouad: you are an underrated person and have great opinions on stuff you just arenāt vocal and more of a listener than a talker. You are also a hopeless romantic and believe in happily ever afters.
Hakim: you think you can dance but you really canāt 
you are also a player and definitely high all the time. You probably shower once a week and use head and shoulders. But you know how to party and thatās the only reason ppl talk to u
you are also a player and definitely high all the time. You probably shower once a week and use head and shoulders. But you know how to party and thatās the only reason ppl talk to u
Ali El Haggar: you are my dad
Mohamed Hamaki: you have been in the talking stage for like 3 years now like he aināt gonna marry you. You also with the Abdelhalim and Mohamed Fouad listeners but you are in between them. You think you gonna get those clichĆ© proposals and you definitely have written fanfics
Oka & Ortega: you use people until you get what u need then you betray them. You have talent but you just donāt have a brain. You are one of those people that think being popular in high school is important. You smoke and harass girls on your free time. You are also jobless
Ramy Essam: you are weird like thereās something off about you but you also arenāt afraid to speak your mind. You probably have colleges of communist leaders around the wall and you smoke weed. You are privileged but you pretend to not see it.
Mahmoud El-Esseily: you are the worst of the worst you are literal scum you REALLY talk out of your ass u are a misogynist and probably racist the fact you donāt get the hint shows how brain dead you are literallt no one likes you. People make fun of you
