Those people claiming they’ve left the Labour Party because Keir Starmer had a chat with the Chief Rabbi are really giving out a strong message but not the one they think they are giving

And given the absolute pond life that are saying they’ve left the Labour Party, if I was Keir, I’d be announcing that he was ringing the Chief Rabbi for a chat every week - get a few more out!

“Keir, what a nice surprise! But we only spoke last week!”

“Yeh, I’m a bit lockdown bored, and wanted to see if you fancied going rollerblading when all this is over?”

“Erm..”

“Scuba diving? Pub quiz? Orienteering?...”