A Thread Showing Why Boobs > Ass

1. Your momma raised you well, she never fed you through the asshole for some good reasons while you were a kid, you sucked boobs.
2. Boobs do separate, most especially when it's sagged. One go angle 90°, the other 270° so they spaced & don't have the tendency to suffocate, that way they don't smell but you see ass, apart from the sh!t that smells, they too close. It smells.
3. Boobs is at the front, they lead. Ass is just like a slave, they behind. The follow. Be a boss man who leads, not a follower.
4. In school, the ass gets beaten, not the boobs. The ass takes injection when you sick. The ass seem like it was created to suffer💔
5. Words that have OO > SS. Smooth, good, food unlike SS for sickle cell, assassination just to mention a few.
6. Guys who suck boobs tend to live longer, cos breast is life. It increases a man's life span by 24days ever time you suck one, ask Methuselah. But you see ass lovers, not like they d!e young tho, but at any point, they can d!e like fowl.
Let me not waste your time, with this few points of mine, I hope I've been able to convince you that boobs is greater than ass. Thank you 😔😔😉
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