I don’t know how you vegans do it. I just happened to eat beans and nuts yesterday, and I’ve been farting non-stop ever since. There’s so much pressure in my abdomen, it’s damn near unbearable.

Eating a diet that solely consists of plants? And you’re trying to tell me you aren’t filling up every room, car, elevator, etc. with smelly farts? I call bullshit.

Also, it’s gotta have some kind of impact on your availability. I mean, when you’re eating beans and veggies at every meal, there’ve gotta be times when you need to cancel plans because you can’t get off the toilet.

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