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I don’t know how you vegans do it. I just happened to eat beans and nuts yesterday, and I’ve been farting non-stop ever since. There’s so much pressure in my abdomen, it’s damn near unbearable.
Eating a diet that solely consists of plants? And you’re trying to tell me you aren’t filling up every room, car, elevator, etc. with smelly farts? I call bullshit.
Also, it’s gotta have some kind of impact on your availability. I mean, when you’re eating beans and veggies at every meal, there’ve gotta be times when you need to cancel plans because you can’t get off the toilet.
Okay, enough ranting. This thread is shitty enough 
