happy to announce that my raging baby fever has been completely eradicated because i am burdened with seeing a terrifyingly large child every time i open this godforsaken app

am i bullying a baby for saying this? maybe. is the baby or their family ever going to read this thread? if so, they should know that i have no ill will against the baby. i actually am grateful to it for eliminating an inconvenient desire to procreate