my mum told my dad to get barley, but he got wheat grains instead, cause he said they looked similar and he was shy to ask at the store?!

and my mum was if I told you to get mustard seeds will you get poppy seeds,because they look similar??

my dad had to ask the one question you dont ask brown mum's when they are pissed, so where do I put this? and she straight up said 'yen thala mele vechithe ponge' (keep it on my head).

my dad actually did it and walked away and said I finally did exactly what you said, happy now???