bts as muslims in ramadan: a thread

namjoon
- reads the entire quran at least 3 times
- leads all the prayers
- eats 3 dates with his iftar bc it’s sunnah
- prays at the mosque all night until fajr

seokjin
- breaks up with his s/o 2 days before ramadan starts to keep it Halal
- hosts the best iftars
- hits all the high notes during athan
- has beef with everyone at the mosque

yoongi
- acts like a sheikh
- only knows the fatiha
- super religious for the first 10 days then he’s back on his bs
- sleeps all day and wakes up an hour before iftar

hoseok
- serves LOOKS at friday prayer and eid
- everyone at the mosque got a crush on him
- distracts ppl during taraweeh bc he’s loud af
- does everything haram but won’t eat pork

jimin
- apologizes to everyone he has ever wronged before ramadan starts
- the “Perfect” muslim child
- he lowkey be haram though
- gives the best eid gifts

taehyung
- goes to a hookah lounge right after iftar
- steals other people’s shoes at the mosque
- only prays during ramadan
- knows 3 surahs

jungkook
- fake religious af
- comments “that’s not hijab” under every muslim girl’s posts
- goes to other people’s houses for iftar so he won’t have to cook
- makes tiktoks at the mosque

the end im sure this has been done a million times but i rlly wanted to do it myself. it’s a joke don’t get pressed <3