Every morning I get up and check the polls showing Biden leading Trump in the battleground states and I LAUGH MY ASS OFF.

Biden vs Trump = a slaughter. https://twitter.com/COsweda/status/1252755256498241536?s=20

Biden can't even put together a coherent sentence right now.

Aha! But Biden PLUS MICHELLE OBAMA!

That's when Trump is DOOMED!

See, that's where they have Trump right where they want him, that's how they turn him into a helpless victim who's fate is SEALED! And I proved this with geometric logic that Trump the Dunce, the political neophyte, the guy who's got where he is now by sheer dumb luck is DOOMED!"

Well...hold up just a minute there, Captain Queeg with your geometric logic and all.

Let's examine this fun narrative that Donald J. Trump must be reduced to helpless tears in the face of the mighty unstoppable Michelle Obama.

You've just had 3 1/2 years of watching Donald J. Trump **prove** to rational people that he is NOTHING like anything these Swamp denizens have EVER dealt with before.

Time and again they think they have him and...WHOOPS!

HOW'D HE GET AWAY **AGAIN?!**

Why, it must be LUCK!

And here you come AGAIN with the same fear porn you've been peddling since 2017.

Fear porn based on THREE ABSURD PRESUMPTIONS on your part.

1) You are smarter than this President
2) You understand his situation better than he does
3) He's going to do the WRONG THINGS

Well pardon me and your stupid 'geometric logic', Captain Queeg, but how about you GFY?

Every single one of your 3 absurd presumptions only show me how much of a brain dead moron trapped in the past you are.

Let's deal with your FIRST absurd presumption:

That you are SMARTER than this guy.

Narratives that boil down to "The Incredibly Lucky Trump dodges his #32nd bullet since he became President!" because hey it's got to be luck because he never seems to TAKE **YOUR** ADVICE have been increasingly absurd for the past 2 years, yet here you are offering it again.

How about...Trump doesn't take advice shouted to him from the public gallery by morons like Captain Queeg because - get this! - it's stupid advice from dumb morons who don't really understand what's going on in the first place?

Despite the fact Trump never does what the horde of loud TV pundits and bloggers of the Conservative media are constantly ranting for him to do, he's now poised for overwhelming victory in his re-election bid even after a black swan event emerged that should've crippled him.

If it hasn't dawned on you by now that THIS IS **NOT** LUCK after 3 1/2 years in office, yeah you've got that idea it's sheer dumb lucky luck so deeply entrenched in your brain you'll never un-brainwash yourself.

You'll never accept this guy is SMARTER than you are.

Pundits and bloggers constantly shrieking endless advice at this President - that he never takes - assume Trump needs to be TOLD what to do by people smarter than he is.

That's them, apparently.

Ever notice I **never** try to give Trump advice?

Do you know why?

Because I recognize my limitations and I know how to stay in my lane.

NONE of these pundits constantly lecturing Trump on what he needs to do have 1/10th the education, life experience & street smarts of this President who spent 40 yrs preparing for his time in office.

So Captian Queeg, I completely without reservation reject your first absurd premise, that you are smarter than Donald J. Trump.

On to your SECOND absurd premise:

That you think YOU understand HIS situation better than HE does.

No, Captain Queeg, you do NOT understand Trump 's situation better than he does.

You didn't understand it through the entire Mueller investigation, where you constantly screamed at him to fire Mueller, fire Rosenstein, fire Sessions, FIRE EVERYBODY FIRE ALL THA THINGS AAAAH!!!

And when President Trump didn't take your dumb advice, you "explained" this was because he's some kind of impotent boob so completely boxed in by the Deep State or whatever, he can't save himself.

So what was your explanation for what Mueller ended up doing?

"Boy, President Trump **sure was lucky** that despite the fact he never took my sage advice, the Mueller Special Counsel inadvertently ended up pulling back the curtain and showing the entire country that RussiaGate was a MASSIVE HOAX based on no real evidence!"

Sure, Jan!

Pay attention you DUMBASS Captain Queegs out there.

**LUCK** had nothing to do with the Mueller SC completely exposing the RussiaGate Hoax and leading directly to the Horowitz FISA abuse revelations and directly to Durham's criminal investigation of how RussiaGate started.

**LUCK** had nothing to do with setting up where we are now, waiting for Durham to drop the hammer on the SpyGate plotters, now that Trump & McConnell have flipped enough courts.

Good thing Trump didn't listen to you back in 2017 and 2018, eh?

All during this black swan pandemic event you've been telling everybody that still listens to you that Trump still can't spot traitors at his own elbow, you've spent WEEKS shrieking he needs to fire FAUCI, FIRE BIRX, FIRE EVERYONE AAAAAAAHH!!!!

How absolutely pathetic.

When you START with telling yourself the LIE you are smarter than Trump, and then build on that foundation by telling yourself another lie, that you UNDERSTAND his situation better than he does, you end up in left field "explaining" why he can't do the 'right' thing.

"Well since Trump's not taking my awesome advice on situation x, even though I am smarter than him and I understand situation x better than he does, I am FORCED to conclude...."

is one of the DUMBEST f**king trains of thought I've ever encountered.

"I'm **smarter** than this President, I'm **better informed** than he is and I **understand** far better than he does what he needs to be doing right now!" idiots on my Conservative TV programs, Conservative radio shows & on multiple Conservative websites babble all day long.

And the longer a situation goes on and Trump **doesn't listen** to this babbling horde of Conservative pundits and bloggers, they start to get MAD. And they start trying to EXPLAIN why he's not taking their awesome advice.

I'm over here watching this unfold like this.

So to all the babbling moronic Captain Queegs out there:

I reject your SECOND absurd premise as well as you first.

You're not smarter than Trump and you **certainly** aren't better informed than he is or understand his situation better than he does.

Adopting stupid presumption #1 that you smarter than this President, then building on that wrong foundation with stupid presumption #2 that you are better informed than he is & understand his situation better than he does, that inevitably leads to dumbass presumption #3.

"Here's why Trump is going about this all wrong!" I watch people babble all day long like they know what they are talking about.

Take the morons right now who've spent weeks claiming this virus wasn't a REAL crisis, it was all faked, the whole worldwide pandemic is a hoax.

According to experts on my TV & on their YouTube channels and on their websites, Trump has completely bungled this CCP virus pandemic from A to Z, getting duped or going along with a massive hoax.

What are they telling you?

"I'd have TOTALLY handled this far better than Trump!"

I watch Conservative pundits babble this nonsense all day long, same people who babbled all during the RussiaGate thing, the Mueller SC, UkraineGate, the impeachment hearings that Trump was going about this all wrong, they'd be handling it better.

They haven't learned a damn thing from watching this President in action for the past 3 1/2 years.

They **still** think they're smarter than him.

They **still** think they understand his situation better than he does & are better informed than he is.

So of course....

...they inevitably end up endlessly whining about how Trump is doing this all wrong.

It's tiresome.

How can people who think they're smart actually be this dense?

So here they come now with this fun new talking point.

"If Biden picks Michelle, it's OVER for Trump! He'll have no answer to it! The vote fraud thing, Trump's completely blind to it. Have a plan? HE HAS NO PLAN. He's completely blind to this!"

What's that based on again?

1) I'm smarter than Trump. I **see** Michelle coming, dumbass Trump does NOT.

2) Even if dumbass Trump does see Michelle coming, he doesn't UNDERSTAND what it means as well as I do!

3) Trump won't do the right things to fend off Michelle/Biden winning this election!

The fact I even have to go in-depth like this to explain how these 3 presumptions by Conservative pundits are all utterly stupid is kind of depressing.

But I am here to help.

So I do it.

The 'Trump is too stupid to know what to do to win the 2020 election after he pulled off that dumb lucky miracle win in 2016' is probably one of the dumbest narratives I have ever encountered.

I shall therefore have absolutely no mercy towards it or anybody who pimps it.

If you are telling yourself the guy who beat Hillary in 2016 when she literally had EVERY ADVANTAGE over him, & all he had was secret campaign strategist Jared Kushner & Brad Parscale down in San Antonio is about to lose to Dementia Joe & Moochelle, I want you to do this:

I want you to go find a mirror.

I want you to take two pieces of bread and press them firmly to the sides of your head.

Then I want you to look at yourself in the mirror and yell this:

"WHAT AM I?

I AM AN IDIOT SANDWICH!"

Am I making myself clear?

I'm a brilliant communicator.

So I hope I'm making myself clear.

I **completely** reject all 3 of your absurd presumptions.

All you babbling Captain Queeg's can kiss my ass.

/end

ADDENDUM:

From some of the comments, it appears some don’t know what happened yesterday.

BIDEN SAID HE’D TAKE MICHELLE OBAMA AS HIS VP “IN A HEARTBEAT”.

This immediately caused a furor among those who’ve claimed for months there a “master plan” to replace a Biden w. Michelle.

Very probably true. They intend to replace Biden with some other unfortunate soul at the DNC convention in Milwaukee this August.

This is assuming Biden lasts to the convention, which isn’t a given.

Biden’s at the point even constantly peering down at notes doesn’t help.

So yes, I AGREE there is a high probability they draft somebody to start out as Biden’s VP pick who will then replace him at the top of the ticket by Election Day.

So where are these pundits going wrong?

They discuss this like it is some kind of Machiavellian master plan, long in the works, rather a desperate about-to-go-under death rattle move from a party bleeding out from all the fatal wounds it’s inflicted on itself trying to destroy an indestructible President.

They discuss like there’s no way Dumbass Trump could see this coming, and even if he does, Dumbass Trump has no practical answer to it.

Then they launch into diatribes about how Dumbass Trump completely blind to vote fraud. He’s got no plan, you see.

It’s about your attention. It’s about clicks, views and eyeballs.

Eventually the smarter among you will discern the narratives these pundits & commentators adopt in any given situation is the sensational one, the one that benefits THEM the most.

They need your FEAR.

They immediately set out to convince you Biden picking Michelle is the payoff to some brilliant plan long in the making that guarantees the Democrats a win in November, while Dumbass Trump over there is puttering around blind, completely oblivious to the looming danger.

They need drama, they need suspense. They need to hold your attention.

So they’re going to concoct the most FEAR-FILLED scenario and then proffer it to as their expert analysis.

Because FEAR simply works. Once you have people addicted to it, they’ll always come back for more.

If all I wanted to do all day was take current events and fashion them into narratives that stoked my followers fears and paranoia, I could be doing that.

It takes no real talent at all. Just a certain amount of cleverness.

I have watched prominent Conservative pundits, authors and commentators do this for decades.

One of them even put my brother in such a state he spent $1000’s of dollars on guns, survival gear, convicted Obama was about to turn the US into a dystopian wasteland.

On his prominent TV show, this popular Conservative pundit and author would use a whiteboard to paint one WORST CASE SCENARIO after another about what was supposedly coming by the end of Obama's 2nd term.

He would have the camera zoom in on him, then he'd say...

...in his most sincere, intimate voice....

"Folks...it's gonna be bad. It's....it's gonna be very bad."

So he turned my brother into a full time prepper, who would constantly harangue me about not being 'ready' for what was coming soon.

AND THEN NOTHING HAPPENED.

Obama muffed the handoff to Hillary and Trump won the 2016 election.

America did not descend into a Road-Warrior-like wasteland. Martial law was never declared, Obama left office exactly like he was supposed to [except for, ya know, the SPYING!]

Oh and this pundit I'm talking about was virulently anti-Trump. He fully expected Hillary to win the 2016 election and spent months haranguing his listeners about how bad it was going to get under President Hillary.

So none of the crap he claimed would happen under Obama, before the end of that 2nd term, happened.

Then he simply TRANSFERRED all that stuff to the incoming President Hillary Clinton. It was still coming!

But then Hillary didn't win.

So then this particular pundit and author spent the first 2 years of Trump's first term continuing to be Never Trump.

About a year a go he suddenly gave up and realized Never Trump has no future and he's now trying to ingratiate himself with MAGA.

Meanwhile my brother slowly snapped out of it, and thousands of dollars worth of survival gear, camo suits, rifles, years worth of powdered survival food was either sold or given away.

So get this straight: the guy and his brilliant campaign team that **earned** that epic win in 2016 when they were facing a FAR STRONGER OPPONENT who had EVERY ADVANTAGE over them are NOT the bunch of clueless dicks some Conservative pundits are telling you they are.

Trump and his brilliant campaign team DO know exactly what they have to do to win in 2020.

Every single narrative peddled to you by the usual suspects about their being passive and blind victims victims of fate with no AGENCY to affect this outcome is bullshit.

So write down & memorize it:

1) # of Conservative pundits that are smarter than President Donald J. Trump

2) # of Conservative pundits who understand Trump’s situation better than he does

3) # of Conservative pundits who’d be doing a better job than Trump

is the same: ZERO.