*walks in bathroom 6y/o under sink*
me: what the hell are you doing?
her: im listening to the water drain

dear quarantine, youve made my family go crazy

now mom is on a drunk walk barefoot... yall i CANNOThttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clown face" aria-label="Emoji: Clown face">

imma start this thread because my house is pure comedy:
mom went to her ex husband’s for drinks and to talk (therapy session)
6 y/o sis got bit by a snake (thats what you get for being the snitch)https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">
ANDDDDD the 15 y/o is so drunk hes puking