Settling down to watch Tombstone. I’ve never seen this movie before, going in with zero expectations. (Besides seeing a lot of horsies)

I would have loved for Robert Mitchum to narrate all the things.

HORSIES.

No, apparently this is just Blazing Saddles. Maybe I started the wrong movie oh nope this is it.

He has cards on his boots. You know he means business.

Oh hey Cy Tolliver.

I know enough kitchen Spanish to know he just called that guy a little fucker.

I’m sorry, I cannot take a man named Curly Bill seriously. The mustache helps little.

Oh hey, it’s like that Johnny Cash song. BEHOLD A PALE HORSE.

Kurt Russell’s mustache is perfect. This is a man I can - AND WILL - take seriously.

I WAS NOT AWARE SAM ELLIOTT WAS IN THIS FILM YOU ALL HAVE FAILED ME.

<goes on a cast list dive> BILL PAXTON?! <fist pump>

Laudanum has different immediate connotations after watching Deadwood about a billionty times. Then again, all westerns do, if I’m being honest.

Holy hell Val Kilmer’s accent.