Why does anyone bother to report what this stupid motherfucker says or does? @realDonaldTrump has NEVER offered anything of substance in ANY circumstance EVER in his miserable life. He's a waste of every conceivable resource.
There are morons out on the street right now making certain that everyone has to stay indoors indefinitely because @realDonaldTrump's mushroom dicked feelings get butthurt every time the hopeless shit-stain doesn't get his fucking ego stroked enough.
@senatemajldr sits on every bill that could actually help regular people like he's a goddamn hen waiting to hatch her eggs but the turtle-faced dick-drizzle is only lining his own pockets while thousands die.
And let's not forget @marcorubio the little fuckwit that could. His goddamn conscience is bothering him so much his Twitter feed has turned into the kind of porn @JerryFalwellJr would be stroking his limpbiscuit to if he hadn't already sold his fucking soul to the almighty $$$
And then there's the offspring of satan's cunt drip, @IvankaTrump lining her fucking pockets while the dead pile up. Daddy's favorite wet dream out there proving she's just as big a waste as the rest of them.
@EricTrump and @DonaldJTrumpJr who somehow think they'll inherit something from the waste of whale sperm and cheeto dust that spawned them. Here's a hint douche waffles, when he's done there won't be anything left.
Then we have the governors. One guy @BrianKempGA who is such a fucking idiot he just discovered the concept of carriers plans to reopen shit this weekend. Hey Brian, sit down, go back to the third grade let the adults handle this.
Then there's @RonDeSantisFL who is such a trump cockgobbler he can't see the recent high rise is COVID-19 cases so he reopened the beaches just a day or so ago. There just aren't enough dead to satiate the bloodlust for the @GOP in their quest for money and power.
So let me ask you something @GOP When there's no one left alive what are you to spend your money on? Who's going to make the things you purchase? You exist solely because of your own lies and the truth will destroy you.
In case I wasn't clear, all the above can FUCK OFF.
The @GOP sycophants who have used @realDonaldTrump as the perfect distraction to bleed the people dry, buried the Mueller report and skewed the reporting of it so there are people who DO NOT know he's bought and paid for. Here's what learning you're owned looks like.
Hopeless dumb, wannabe millionaire, so in debt to Saudi Arabia he practically served up a Washington Post reporter to be murdered.
Now the only thing keeping him from being sent to prison for the last minutes that Colonel Sanders allows his heart to keep beating is his FAILURE of a presidency. Only kept alive by a strong economy, which his absolutely average intelligence cannot keep going.
So what does this complete asshat do? He waits for people who have a clue to order the gear needed to fight the plague and steals it. Sending it to states that he sees as capable of granting the votes needed to keep his presidency going.
Tries to kill the post office because he knows people WILL vote his ass out because most Americans caught on Donnie. @realDonaldTrump most people know what your mom thought when you were born. Its advice you should take to heart motherfucker. Sometimes it's best to pull out.
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