like for a mean/brutally honest indirect

not to compare beauty but you’re the hottest girl in the groupchat and idk what made your perspective so warped to make yourself think you’re not sexay if i wasn’t obsessed w men i’d bag that

it was mad awkward when i asked you for your insta but i’m glad we interact on the TL now & you’re funny

you’re the hottest guy in the groupchat and it upsets me that your self-esteem is so low. the problems you have with your physical appearance are so insignificant i just wanna put a ring on you rn.

you look so cute in your pic w hayley & you’re the only person i ever followed because of ethnicity

honestly i’ve been trying to get a followback from you for a long time & now it’s crazy that we interact on the TL almost everyday hope you get a girlfriend soon bc you’re really funny & one of my fave mutuals

you’re psychotic and i’ve also been trying to get you to follow me back for a long time also i think you’re really pretty & your craziness gives me a good laugh

you have a really cute face & your tweets always send me. can’t believe our first interaction was me sending you a leaked album love u king

i followed you a long time ago but unfollowed because you never followed me back until recently. i give you pity likes sometimes but i’m glad you interact and gas up everyone in the groupchat. i really don’t know you well but maybe that’ll change.

i think you’re beautiful and i like you especially because you make masin happy. i used to think you and bailey were the same person until i befriended you both. stop being self-conscious & stop fat shaming yourself when you’re a sexy stick

i give you pity likes sometimes but i’m glad you always call me out for my unqiue but succulent taste i don’t know you that well but i still think you’re cool

thank you for always liking my tweets. you’re the definition of a local but you have a special place in my heart & if you ever need anything i hope you know i’m always here for you even tho we’ve never had a full convo.

i think we followed each other recently & we don’t really interact that much but your hair looks sickkkkkkkk & i might request you on insta soon

You’re a local and I give you pity likes sometimes BUT your aesthetic is similar to mine and you seem genuinely nice so i’m glad we exist within the same stan realm

you liking this tweet just earned you a follow. with that being said, you obviously know how to get people to do whatever you want, so I know you’re a psychology and business prodigy. Congrats!

I don’t know you like that and you blend in with the other indie lesbians on this app, but that’s okay! I can easily mistake you for Juls or Katie so that’s a compliment of its own.

I want to protect you because the adults in the Paramore community are crazy sexual deviants. I think you’re really funny and add a lot of pizzaz among these boring stans. You’re the only weeb I can stand.

You’re definetely a local but I’m glad you interact with my tweets & I never mind responding to your questions! You just got a follow back from me so you also know how to play your cards well like that other chick w/ the psychology skills. Keep on doing you.

I’m sad we lowkey fell off after Sophomore year because of our schedules and stuff, but it’s great that we still message each other and stalk people’s college decisions. I lowkey had a crush on you while I was still figuring out that I’m obsessed w/ guys but I never told you.

you katie and juls run the groupchat and are on top of the hierarchy but nobody’s ready to discuss that. you need to show your face more cuz you’re cute & i always get that Rush when you interact with me

i thought you & divina were the same person for a long time. i feel like your onlyfans is flopping but i hope i’m wrong. i really like you & you’re a quality account among the quantity entity we surround ourselves with.

you’re a placeholder on the timeline but you’re pretty so you got that going for you. i’m very indifferent about you, but that’s not a bad thing.

you’re depressed a lot so you’re never on here anymore, but that’s ok; get well soon! in hindsight it’s weird i had a crush on you but you are very hot & you’re the only person on this app that knows & respects their hotness—kudos to you.

i feel like you saw how i followed 2 people because of this thread & hopped on the bandwagon. your header mystified me into a state of confusion, but that’s a good thing!

i read “oomf smells so bad” and decided not to follow. better luck next time!