You guys. What a roller coaster ride the last 24 hours have been. J lost his phone, spent 90+ min retracing steps trying to find it. While on hold w/his carrier on my phone, his mom called me. I answered, she said she had some kids on hold and had given them our address. 1/

J jumped up & asked if I had cash, gave him the $20 I had. Hung up with mom, realized Milhouse is lock screen on the phone, leashed him up so they'd recognize him & know who to give phone to... went out to help look for said kids. J had already met up with them. 2/

J said he had to insist they take the money. Here's the phone:
(It had been left on the hood/roof of the car & fell into the street)