A thread of unworkable jokes

1. copyright isn't copyright if it's copied right
2. kool aid but for catching cruises- crusade
3. gambling on meat quality? another great way to steak your bets
4. a rub for when an app is sick? an appointment
5. to make fabric- to fabricate
6. a viola breaking rules- violating the law
7. accolades or a kid? either way you have award
8. crude oil's easiest math topic? fractions
9. unnatural art? artificial
10. ice presented to the gods? sacrifice
11. being a part time thief? call that contemporary
12. a dissertation on the use of bleach? a hypothesis
13. a cat in a suit? a pursuit
14. a topic of discussion about preservation? a conversation about conservation
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