When the gas station only has Flavor Pack #1 and not Flavor Pack #2 @WhiteClaw
When you open Flavor Pack #1 and open it on the Ruby Grapefruit side first @WhiteClaw
Chugging the Ruby Grapefruit as fast as you can so you can move onto any of the next 3 flavors
Halfway through that second Ruby Grapefruit where your body really wants you to stop but you gotta clear the row
Peeking at the Natural Lime hiding beneath the Ruby Grapefruit knowing you must struggle on
Moments after finishing off that pesky, second Ruby Grapefruit and feeling invincible
One Ruby Grapefruit left. Hey Helga, what do we do in this situation?
Your liver when you're tryna put down your third Ruby Grapefruit in about 20 minutes
The Natural Lime waiting for you to chug the Ruby Grapefruit so that it can get it's turn in the limelight
After you just watched yourself down that third Ruby Grapefruit in a row in the mirror
Your liver trying to ruin the good time
The Natural Lime waiting for it's turn
That first sip of Natural Lime hitting you
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