Johnny Cash is better than Elvis no question about it.

Queen beats Led Zeppelin

Jack White is a slightly better musician than Jack Black.

Spinal Tap is the best Rockumentary

Cream was better than Eric Clapton's solo career.

Steak is best cooked rare.

Steak sauce to GITMO

The only nut allowed in a cookie is macadamia.

Oranges do not belong in dessert.

There is no "best" Queen song. They are all perfect in every way.

The best karaoke songs are duets followed by rock anthems.

We've never had a "great" president. Most of them have been, in fact, bad.

Yes. Even Abraham Lincoln is overrated and wasn't great.

The best we had would be George Washington because of many reasons but namely he was ballsy as all heck.

The best Disney soundtrack is Tarzan by a mile and a half.

The White Stripes and The Black Keys would make a perfect concert tour.

Long road trips make the best reading, except when you're driving.

Ham>Turkey>Bologna

No, really, I'm kind of really sick of this road trip.

Don't tweet and drive. Yeet and drive.

Finger guns are the best way to walk away from awkward encounters.

Sean Connery was the best Bond.

He also had the best Bond girls.

Television is just picture books with audio.

Why would anyone drink IPA?

You should listen to more Simon and Garfunkel.

Most people are too obsessed with their own opinions.

Ironic for this thread.

You should also listen to Hall and Öats.

They're pretty good.

The Animals have more songs than House of the Rising Son that are deserving of respect.