ever since recently putting this pic on my dating apps i have discovered that straight men are INCREDIBLY, INEXPLICABLY CONFUSED by nipple pasties. like more confused than they are by the concept of bisexual women not dying to have a threesome with them. https://twitter.com/annabroges/status/1182828768626466817

“Why was the thought process behind that outfit?” “ouch doesn’t tape hurt there?” “lol never seen that before” “So you’re trying to be a man but sexy?” “Why would you want to cover the nipples UP? ”

anyway this is why i only include men in my match settings once every 9 months

how do i stop men from replying to this tweet you are all so annoying