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I’m gonna start a thread of stupid shit midge says during quarantine
“I think I’m losing chromosomes”
Me listening to my acute neuro ppt: *teacher says that brain tissue doesn’t grow back*
Midge: “maybe that’s what’s wrong with me”
Midge: “maybe that’s what’s wrong with me”
Midge sees this tweet: “how can he breathe in that bubble? isn’t he going to get carbon monoxoide poisoning?”
“I just peed like 7 inches” @ANGELina_1432
“Why did Michael Jackson call it the moon walk you don’t walk on the moon, you float”
I don’t even know how to put this one into words so here’s a video
“Do you ever wish you could put yourself on do not disturb. Like how you can put your phone on do not disturb but for your life.”
“5+3=7 right”
“Put me in the oven and call me a baked cookie”
*kimba comes in with a face mask on then leaves* “Mother left that stench of her face in here”
“Estelle, so you walk into a patients room.....and they are floating...... all you gotta do it walk out and say who put the helium in the oxygen tanks again” during the .... she was laughing so hard she couldn’t even talk
“Estelle, is there such a thing as a brain transplant”
*In relation to the previous tweet* “would I be able to get one”
