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If Twitter was my highschool, a thread.
The super cool, but low key popular girl that everyone wants to be friends with. She’s nice to everyone but it’s hard to break into her elite inner circle.
She’s literally too cool for school and you get excited when she acknowledges your existence. @wumother
She’s literally too cool for school and you get excited when she acknowledges your existence. @wumother
The sexy sensitive jock.He pretends he doesn’t care about what’s going on around him, but he is more emotional than you realize. He is very complex, he’s always eating, and he desperately needs to get laid but is too picky to just give up his virginity to any ho. @occupied_stall
The mysterious foreign kid. We all thought he was a narc for for first 4 months, but eventually we got him to break out of his shell. He’s funny, but private and selective on who he shows his funny side to. He’s very good at Biology, but sucks at Math. @83_redgrape
The sexy artistic one. She’s quiet, but her thoughts are loud. She expresses herself through different artistic mediums and when she walks down the hallway, everyone notices. All the guys and gals drool over her, but she doesn’t date kids. Sorry. @mistrustme1
The most popular guy in school. Mainly because he’s so big you can’t help but notice him. He always has a smile on his face, but he has no problems expressing his emotions. He needs me to tutor him at Math though, so we be fucking. Back the fuck off ladies. @jlomps
The tiny angry girl. She’s little and she will cut you if you fuck with her or her crew. Her intentions are pure, but she’s scary as fuck considering she needs a booster seat to drive her car. Luckily we are cool so I don’t have to sleep with one eye open. @ElaDemonio
The commentator.The smart ass who makes comments from the back to make people laugh. He actually has more depth to him but doesn’t let too many people see it. Is usually found outside with the degenerates but doesn’t have a crew. He’s smart for a dummy @TheCensoredRock
The adaptable one.She can spot a fake or a phony a mile away so she doesn’t want anything to do with your crew of plastics.She’s been through it and always come out in one piece so spare her your melodrama higschool bullshit and take a shot of patron before class. @ComeToMyWidow
The hot substitute teacher who casually rested his nuts on the corner of my desk in English 12. I wasn’t mad, but it made eye contact awkward. He was very kind and sweet though, so we just accepted the rogue nuts and he became our favourite teacher. @rustygunters
My highschool ride or die. We have the same warped sense of humour and I was drawn to her from the minute we met. She deadlifts smart cars at lunch hour so she doesn’t have time for your shit, but on the weekends she will suck your dick for meatloaf. @TT_Sunshine_
The horny chick that we all go to for sex advice. She has been there and done it all in the WalMart parking lot, and she’s not done yet. She gets straight A’s because she’s ‘teachers pet’ but really it’s because she sucks dick for extra credit. @adrianmyreality
The annoyingly energetic captain of the Cheerleading Squad. She’s gorgeous, too nice and super positive though. She sets a good example for everyone so it’s hard to be mad at her but you can’t help but feel a little disgruntled when she’s so damn perky in the am. @Crushing_Goals
The jerk. He hates everyone. Or does he? When he does attend school he’s usually in woodworking or physics. He walks with his head down, but he sees everything. He finds life easier without highschool friends and just a few kids from the hood he grew up in. He’s sensitive af.
The guy with a guitar that no one else is allowed to find sexy except for me. He plays music just for me. When he speaks, it’s only for my ears. I low key have loved him since kindergarten. He has no idea that I even exist. He is selfless, amazing and in touch. @kristoph_errr
