Toucan Sam- the lowkey misogynist who hides the fact that he’s an avid Joe Rogan podcast listener. the only dates he suggests are trivia nights with his friends from high school
Lucky the Leprechaun- the bitcoin enthusiast / business major / has never paid rent a day in his life
Boo Berry- the one who wants all your time and attention but will go off the grid the second you mention anything about defining your relationship
Sonny the Cuckoo Bird- really kinky, jokes about committing tax fraud so much you’re unsure if it’s a bit or not
Oreo O’s creme dude- asks for your Snapchat within five minutes of meeting you, dates you for three weeks and dumps you but continues to react to your Instagram stories for the rest of eternity