Read on Twitter
Bs trends I& #39;ve seen on twitter:
1. Black coffee - it& #39;s not special, it& #39;s just coffee without other stuff in it, and can fuck people& #39;s stomachs over time, so if you have stomach ulcers in your family avoid it.
2. Turmeric tea - it& #39;s just tea it doesn& #39;t give you superpowers.
1. Black coffee - it& #39;s not special, it& #39;s just coffee without other stuff in it, and can fuck people& #39;s stomachs over time, so if you have stomach ulcers in your family avoid it.
2. Turmeric tea - it& #39;s just tea it doesn& #39;t give you superpowers.
3. Keto - have you tried just paying attention to what you eat? Also you can& #39;t lift heavy on keto, go add carbs for a week and see what happens to your lifts.
4. Fasting - fancy way of saying "not eating". Still no superpowers from it. Have you tried eating properly?
4. Fasting - fancy way of saying "not eating". Still no superpowers from it. Have you tried eating properly?
5. Carnivore - an extravagant way to cause diarrhoea and lose a lot of water weight. Might be useful if you have lots of autoimmune stuff... might be...
6. Dmt, ayahwasca(fuck spelling), and all that crap - no, doing drugs doesn& #39;t make you enlightened it makes you annoying.
6. Dmt, ayahwasca(fuck spelling), and all that crap - no, doing drugs doesn& #39;t make you enlightened it makes you annoying.
7. Facefucking - if you& #39;re getting your game from twitter you& #39;re in no position to practice it.
8. Not leaning in - finally some actionable advice on this list!
9. Mysticism and shamanism - you& #39;re not a woman, go get help before you overdose.
10. Enemas - no comment
8. Not leaning in - finally some actionable advice on this list!
9. Mysticism and shamanism - you& #39;re not a woman, go get help before you overdose.
10. Enemas - no comment
11. Spirituality but not religion - either you& #39;re doing too much drugs or your head is too far up your bum.
12. Cold showers - not to be mistaken with ice baths - I endorse cold showers as a form of self flagellation, they& #39;re useless for everything else, yes I& #39;ve read the study.
12. Cold showers - not to be mistaken with ice baths - I endorse cold showers as a form of self flagellation, they& #39;re useless for everything else, yes I& #39;ve read the study.
13. Esoteric texts written by social outcasts - nobody liked them then and nobody likes you now.
14. Conspiracy theories - if you& #39;re not Alex Jones ripping his shirt on a livestream and yelling like a madman then I don& #39;t want to hear it.
15. Sun tanning - why?
14. Conspiracy theories - if you& #39;re not Alex Jones ripping his shirt on a livestream and yelling like a madman then I don& #39;t want to hear it.
15. Sun tanning - why?
16. Nofap - doesn& #39;t give you superpowers (noticing a patter yet?)
17. CBD oil/chewing gum/baby powders/drywall - whyyyyyyy?
18. Tweeting like president Trump - listen, you& #39;re not a WWE hall of famer, leave it to the professionals.
19. Being alpha online - okay, bro.
17. CBD oil/chewing gum/baby powders/drywall - whyyyyyyy?
18. Tweeting like president Trump - listen, you& #39;re not a WWE hall of famer, leave it to the professionals.
19. Being alpha online - okay, bro.
Things that actually are useful and should be trending all the time:
1. The socio-sexual hierarchy
2. Graduating gamma series
3. How to cook videos
4. Routines
5. Just guys having a few beers and a good time (Masculine Geek dnd)
But you know Twitter...
1. The socio-sexual hierarchy
2. Graduating gamma series
3. How to cook videos
4. Routines
5. Just guys having a few beers and a good time (Masculine Geek dnd)
But you know Twitter...
