Read on Twitter
Bs trends I've seen on twitter:
1. Black coffee - it's not special, it's just coffee without other stuff in it, and can fuck people's stomachs over time, so if you have stomach ulcers in your family avoid it.
2. Turmeric tea - it's just tea it doesn't give you superpowers.
1. Black coffee - it's not special, it's just coffee without other stuff in it, and can fuck people's stomachs over time, so if you have stomach ulcers in your family avoid it.
2. Turmeric tea - it's just tea it doesn't give you superpowers.
3. Keto - have you tried just paying attention to what you eat? Also you can't lift heavy on keto, go add carbs for a week and see what happens to your lifts.
4. Fasting - fancy way of saying "not eating". Still no superpowers from it. Have you tried eating properly?
4. Fasting - fancy way of saying "not eating". Still no superpowers from it. Have you tried eating properly?
5. Carnivore - an extravagant way to cause diarrhoea and lose a lot of water weight. Might be useful if you have lots of autoimmune stuff... might be...
6. Dmt, ayahwasca(fuck spelling), and all that crap - no, doing drugs doesn't make you enlightened it makes you annoying.
6. Dmt, ayahwasca(fuck spelling), and all that crap - no, doing drugs doesn't make you enlightened it makes you annoying.
7. Facefucking - if you're getting your game from twitter you're in no position to practice it.
8. Not leaning in - finally some actionable advice on this list!
9. Mysticism and shamanism - you're not a woman, go get help before you overdose.
10. Enemas - no comment
8. Not leaning in - finally some actionable advice on this list!
9. Mysticism and shamanism - you're not a woman, go get help before you overdose.
10. Enemas - no comment
11. Spirituality but not religion - either you're doing too much drugs or your head is too far up your bum.
12. Cold showers - not to be mistaken with ice baths - I endorse cold showers as a form of self flagellation, they're useless for everything else, yes I've read the study.
12. Cold showers - not to be mistaken with ice baths - I endorse cold showers as a form of self flagellation, they're useless for everything else, yes I've read the study.
13. Esoteric texts written by social outcasts - nobody liked them then and nobody likes you now.
14. Conspiracy theories - if you're not Alex Jones ripping his shirt on a livestream and yelling like a madman then I don't want to hear it.
15. Sun tanning - why?
14. Conspiracy theories - if you're not Alex Jones ripping his shirt on a livestream and yelling like a madman then I don't want to hear it.
15. Sun tanning - why?
16. Nofap - doesn't give you superpowers (noticing a patter yet?)
17. CBD oil/chewing gum/baby powders/drywall - whyyyyyyy?
18. Tweeting like president Trump - listen, you're not a WWE hall of famer, leave it to the professionals.
19. Being alpha online - okay, bro.
17. CBD oil/chewing gum/baby powders/drywall - whyyyyyyy?
18. Tweeting like president Trump - listen, you're not a WWE hall of famer, leave it to the professionals.
19. Being alpha online - okay, bro.
Things that actually are useful and should be trending all the time:
1. The socio-sexual hierarchy
2. Graduating gamma series
3. How to cook videos
4. Routines
5. Just guys having a few beers and a good time (Masculine Geek dnd)
But you know Twitter...
1. The socio-sexual hierarchy
2. Graduating gamma series
3. How to cook videos
4. Routines
5. Just guys having a few beers and a good time (Masculine Geek dnd)
But you know Twitter...
