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I’ve been eating okay but tonight’s dinner was pickles, chips and onion dip.
Anyway I’m an expert on health and stuff and will be talking about it at 7:30pm east coast time! https://hss.zoom.us/webinar/register/WN_fP3tfFXqSDOtQxENh5AHDg
ME ALL DAY
Alright so the wind blew my front door open. Which showed me that all of my recycling had blown down the street.
Which meant I had to run around and chase it, in my NYT Running Shirt. I don't tell anyone on my block who I write for because I know, based on *signage* that some of them would think I'm the anti-Christ if they knew that fact.
I hope they were distracted by my freshly straightened hair blowing around my face, or my flowered gap PJ bottoms, or my yellow birks worn with socks, to take a good hard look.
Oh and this was after I had already cleaned it up once, while trying to walk my dog, who had *already* decided today that I was also the anti-Christ and peed in the house.
So if you'd like to see how I pull it together, I have 20 minutes!!! https://hss.zoom.us/webinar/register/WN_fP3tfFXqSDOtQxENh5AHDg
I really did yell “I GIVE UP!” with a cardboard box in my hand. Because feelings (I brought it all back inside)
But a positive is: my elderly neighbor has power again and she wanted to give me a tip to help me with my studies. She thought I was in college.
I love her.
I love her.
My segment is over OH LOOK WHO IT IS
