when the race wars occur, I’ll spare the following celebrities: lady gaga, avril lavigne, Britney Spears, evanescence, uhhhh I think that’s it....let me think....mmmm I almost said Paris Hilton but that bitch voted for trump so she can perish
Wait demi lovato can come too
I wish I could include lindsay lohan but unfortunately she would do all of cocaine in like 3 days, unacceptable
WAIITTTT tilda swinton is safe as well
and lisa simpson, does she count as white? idk
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