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Story time of how I met my wife on twitter
reposting this cause my wife was asleep and she didn't get to see it, and she also corrected some of the stuff
i might keep this one up, but there will be redacted memes
reposting this cause my wife was asleep and she didn't get to see it, and she also corrected some of the stuff
i might keep this one up, but there will be redacted memes
so one day, like a month ago, i wake up and decide to check twitter
i goto the list of people who followed me and soft block any cringe i see
then i notice an account i have lots of mutuals with, so out of a whim i follow, normally i don't do this
i goto the list of people who followed me and soft block any cringe i see
then i notice an account i have lots of mutuals with, so out of a whim i follow, normally i don't do this
then like a few minutes later one of my female mutuals (ill call her Tea) dms me and tells me : "there is a girl on twitter who has a crush on you"
I ask : "who is this do i know her"
She says "you two follow each other"
I ask : "who is this do i know her"
She says "you two follow each other"
I think hmm, I know everything about all my mutuals, except the one i just followed so i guess it's her,
but i never interacted with her so I ask "why does she have a crush on me if she's never seen me"
she tells me "she has a crush on your intelligence and likes your memes"
but i never interacted with her so I ask "why does she have a crush on me if she's never seen me"
she tells me "she has a crush on your intelligence and likes your memes"
so i ask who is she, and she tells me "it's @[secret]" which was the person i just followed 3 minutes ago
she tells me "she is a really cute girl and you should talk to her and get to know her"
she tells me "she is a really cute girl and you should talk to her and get to know her"
i never intended to get married over twitter tbh, and do not entertain these things cause premarital relationships are haram, but I ask "she wants to marry me?"
she(Tea) tells me "yes, do you want to"
so i say "make a groupchat with the 3 of us and you can chaperone"
she(Tea) tells me "yes, do you want to"
so i say "make a groupchat with the 3 of us and you can chaperone"
so she makes the group chat and adds her friend (my wife, we'll call her "Waifu")
so i consider if i really want to marry someone i met on twitter, so i ask her(my Waifu) a bunch of meme questions and Qs on various things like what happened on June 8, 1967
so i consider if i really want to marry someone i met on twitter, so i ask her(my Waifu) a bunch of meme questions and Qs on various things like what happened on June 8, 1967
i ask her "what do you think of merchants that are happy" and she replies with a based answer
I ask her "what do you think of homes and trains?" and she replies with more based answer
then i ask her "what do you think of KSA's policy on fedoras" and say another based answer
I ask her "what do you think of homes and trains?" and she replies with more based answer
then i ask her "what do you think of KSA's policy on fedoras" and say another based answer
with so many based ebin responses, i decide to just marry her already, so i ask her to marry me and she says yes
then i show her all my frog, spurdo, and wojak memes, and she can't stop laughing now i know she is even more ebin for laughing at my memes
then i show her all my frog, spurdo, and wojak memes, and she can't stop laughing now i know she is even more ebin for laughing at my memes
then we start planning our wedding and where we'll hold it, and decide it'll be a small nikkah and small comfy wedding in Maldives
she then tells me she had a crush on me for like 6 months ever since i backed her up and rt'd all her tweets when she was arguing with trains
she then tells me she had a crush on me for like 6 months ever since i backed her up and rt'd all her tweets when she was arguing with trains
oh yeah she also plays video games, and i show her all my minecraft builds and we play vidya games every day now
(i win all the time tbh, but sometimes to make her happy i let her win)
(i win all the time tbh, but sometimes to make her happy i let her win)
now all i gotta do is w8 for corona to be over so i can marry her, it if wasn't for the quarantine we'd be married already
and that's pretty much how i got a wife by posting frog memes on the internet
and that's pretty much how i got a wife by posting frog memes on the internet
why yes my wife did get a crush on me cause i was meme posting on talking blue bird, how could you tell?
