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Story time of how I met my wife on twitter
reposting this cause my wife was asleep and she didn& #39;t get to see it, and she also corrected some of the stuff
i might keep this one up, but there will be redacted memes
reposting this cause my wife was asleep and she didn& #39;t get to see it, and she also corrected some of the stuff
i might keep this one up, but there will be redacted memes
so one day, like a month ago, i wake up and decide to check twitter
i goto the list of people who followed me and soft block any cringe i see
then i notice an account i have lots of mutuals with, so out of a whim i follow, normally i don& #39;t do this
i goto the list of people who followed me and soft block any cringe i see
then i notice an account i have lots of mutuals with, so out of a whim i follow, normally i don& #39;t do this
then like a few minutes later one of my female mutuals (ill call her Tea) dms me and tells me : "there is a girl on twitter who has a crush on you"
I ask : "who is this do i know her"
She says "you two follow each other"
I ask : "who is this do i know her"
She says "you two follow each other"
I think hmm, I know everything about all my mutuals, except the one i just followed so i guess it& #39;s her,
but i never interacted with her so I ask "why does she have a crush on me if she& #39;s never seen me"
she tells me "she has a crush on your intelligence and likes your memes"
but i never interacted with her so I ask "why does she have a crush on me if she& #39;s never seen me"
she tells me "she has a crush on your intelligence and likes your memes"
so i ask who is she, and she tells me "it& #39;s @[secret]" which was the person i just followed 3 minutes ago
she tells me "she is a really cute girl and you should talk to her and get to know her"
she tells me "she is a really cute girl and you should talk to her and get to know her"
i never intended to get married over twitter tbh, and do not entertain these things cause premarital relationships are haram, but I ask "she wants to marry me?"
she(Tea) tells me "yes, do you want to"
so i say "make a groupchat with the 3 of us and you can chaperone"
she(Tea) tells me "yes, do you want to"
so i say "make a groupchat with the 3 of us and you can chaperone"
so she makes the group chat and adds her friend (my wife, we& #39;ll call her "Waifu")
so i consider if i really want to marry someone i met on twitter, so i ask her(my Waifu) a bunch of meme questions and Qs on various things like what happened on June 8, 1967
so i consider if i really want to marry someone i met on twitter, so i ask her(my Waifu) a bunch of meme questions and Qs on various things like what happened on June 8, 1967
i ask her "what do you think of merchants that are happy" and she replies with a based answer
I ask her "what do you think of homes and trains?" and she replies with more based answer
then i ask her "what do you think of KSA& #39;s policy on fedoras" and say another based answer
I ask her "what do you think of homes and trains?" and she replies with more based answer
then i ask her "what do you think of KSA& #39;s policy on fedoras" and say another based answer
with so many based ebin responses, i decide to just marry her already, so i ask her to marry me and she says yes
then i show her all my frog, spurdo, and wojak memes, and she can& #39;t stop laughing now i know she is even more ebin for laughing at my memes
then i show her all my frog, spurdo, and wojak memes, and she can& #39;t stop laughing now i know she is even more ebin for laughing at my memes
then we start planning our wedding and where we& #39;ll hold it, and decide it& #39;ll be a small nikkah and small comfy wedding in Maldives
she then tells me she had a crush on me for like 6 months ever since i backed her up and rt& #39;d all her tweets when she was arguing with trains
she then tells me she had a crush on me for like 6 months ever since i backed her up and rt& #39;d all her tweets when she was arguing with trains
oh yeah she also plays video games, and i show her all my minecraft builds and we play vidya games every day now
(i win all the time tbh, but sometimes to make her happy i let her win)
(i win all the time tbh, but sometimes to make her happy i let her win)
now all i gotta do is w8 for corona to be over so i can marry her, it if wasn& #39;t for the quarantine we& #39;d be married already
and that& #39;s pretty much how i got a wife by posting frog memes on the internet
and that& #39;s pretty much how i got a wife by posting frog memes on the internet
why yes my wife did get a crush on me cause i was meme posting on talking blue bird, how could you tell?
