shea serrano
aka
cabron james
aka
the mexican matt saracen
aka
hispanic at the disco
aka
ernest heminguey
aka
the latino bambino
aka
the titanic hispanic
aka
edward james almost

aka
russell mexbrook
aka
rebecca loco
aka
juan wick
aka
gordo ramsey
aka
feo bueller
aka
miguel jordan

aka
el tigre king
aka
mean bean okerlund
aka
the tamale svengali
aka
tyler burden
aka
flan solo
aka
juan burgundy

i can do this all day lol