Has anyone figured out why bowling allies and tattoo parlors are essential to the functioning of Georgia yet?

Yup, my phone autocorrects "alleys" to "allies."

Asked about this Dr Birx dances around the question and suggests people in Georgia should follow the federal guidelines — without ever noting Georgia does not meet the federal guidelines for phase 1 reopening.

She also recommends ‘creative’ social distancing in the tattoo parlors and nail salons.

What the heck does that mean? Very very long tattoo needles?