Alright, it& #39;s time to yell the story of "Free Al!" So buckle up.

This is Al. Al is a good boy. But Al showed up in my town wearing a track suit, with those eyebrows, and saying "Ayyyye!" so obviously Italian right?

I decided he was in witness protection from the mob.
There was...an incident and I needed help. I was sure Al could help.
Al had to be rewarded for his assistance in this matter.
I had to be direct that I don& #39;t play around.
Before I knew it the paper had got a whiff of the story and the cops finger Ed Al for the murder. I bailed him out quickly, but I needed to spread the word that it was a frame up
The case was weighing heavily on him, and I knew that in order to save Al (and myself) I had to step up my efforts.

I caught him trying to commit arson with the espresso maker I gave him. As if he was sending me a message.
As he continued to struggle, we decided as a community to throw a benefit concert for him. Others showed up to support him, but I think most were just here for the rave
Dierdre got the word out quickly and before I knew it the whole village had Al& #39;s back.
In the end the case was dropped before we ever went to court. Hard to convict someone of murder when the "victim" happily reappears.

So who did I kill?

No matter, time to start a gang war.
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