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Alright, it's time to yell the story of "Free Al!" So buckle up.
This is Al. Al is a good boy. But Al showed up in my town wearing a track suit, with those eyebrows, and saying "Ayyyye!" so obviously Italian right?
I decided he was in witness protection from the mob.
This is Al. Al is a good boy. But Al showed up in my town wearing a track suit, with those eyebrows, and saying "Ayyyye!" so obviously Italian right?
I decided he was in witness protection from the mob.
There was...an incident and I needed help. I was sure Al could help.
Al had to be rewarded for his assistance in this matter.
I had to be direct that I don't play around.
Before I knew it the paper had got a whiff of the story and the cops finger Ed Al for the murder. I bailed him out quickly, but I needed to spread the word that it was a frame up
The case was weighing heavily on him, and I knew that in order to save Al (and myself) I had to step up my efforts.
I caught him trying to commit arson with the espresso maker I gave him. As if he was sending me a message.
I caught him trying to commit arson with the espresso maker I gave him. As if he was sending me a message.
As he continued to struggle, we decided as a community to throw a benefit concert for him. Others showed up to support him, but I think most were just here for the rave
Dierdre got the word out quickly and before I knew it the whole village had Al's back.
In the end the case was dropped before we ever went to court. Hard to convict someone of murder when the "victim" happily reappears.
So who did I kill?
No matter, time to start a gang war.
So who did I kill?
No matter, time to start a gang war.
