Commercial idea I’ve had for years involves @JColeNC , @DiGiorno pizza, and the song Wet Dreamz

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Alright so you replace the lyrics (and if you listen it already sounds like this) “And I ain’t never did this before no”

With

“And I ain’t never did this Digiorno

I ain’t never did this Digiornoo-oh”

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The @DiGiorno concept is them having pizza that’s not delivery (it’s mf’in Digiorno) so the commercial would be him holding the pizza looking confused at first while the chorus is going and trying to show the girl he’s with that this isn’t his first time cooking a pizza

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Cooking the pizza ends up being super easy for his first time

As he pulls the pizza out of the oven -

“I wanna get something off my mental
I can tell you a pro, but baby be gentle”

And they start eating the pizza and smiling

“I ain’t never did this Digiorno”

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