One day, my grandkids are gonna ask me what quarantine was like.

And I’m not gonna tell them anything, what do I look like, Wikipedia?
Hey Billy, LetMeGoogleThatForYou
I swear, you’re the dumbest freakin kid, Billy. Just really holding down your end of the bell curve, huh?
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