LMFAOO WHAT WARPED TOUR BAND IS THIS. YALL KNOW I WILL FIND OUT AT SOME POINT JUST COME CLEAN RONNIE RADKE https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1252646010381381633

BREAKING: PLEASE ELIMINATE ALL MONSTER/MAIN STAGE BANDS FROM YOUR LISTS FROM 2012 bc EVERYONE THATS PLAYED THOSE STAGE HAS ENOUGH HUMILITY TO CALL THEMSELVES “not that big”. we will bring you more updates at the top of the hour

BREAKING: TOUR IS CONFIRMED TO BE WARPED WE ARE GETTING CLOSER. MORE NEWS AT THE TOP OF THE HOUR

BREAKING: THE THREAD HAS BEEN DELETED FROM REDDIT. THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE GREEN ROOM. EVERYBODY GO

GUYS I KNOW THIS HAS MATTY MULLINS WRITTEN ALL OVER IT BUT PLS STOP DMING ME SAYING IT HIM

WE ARE THE IN CROWD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED

IM LITERALLY ON THIS DUDES ASS

WE ARE CURRENTLY TRYING TO GET A FULL CONFESSION FROM THE SUSPEC AND TYING ALL LOOSE ENDS TOGETHER. REVEAL INCOMING

HE CLAIMS TO HAVE MET THE GIRL AT 17 CLAIMED HE THOUGHT SHE MEANT THE WORLD TO HIM SO HE GAVE HER EVERYTHING

BREAKING: AFTER 24 HOURS OF INTENSE INTERROGATION. DAVID PUCKETT CLEARS HIS NAME. WE ALSO RECIEVED ADDITIONAL INFO THAT THE SUSPECT HAS PLAYED ONLY 3 WARPED TOURS.

MAXX D. WARRANT HAS BEEN SUSPENDED PENDING NEW DETAILS

HE IS OFFICIALLY CLEARED. MAXX FROM SET IT OFF IS NO LONGER OF PERSON OF INTEREST