whether it's real or not, I do not care if ur kid said something inspiring. I DO care about the stuff they say that's straight up batshit. when my brother was 3 he thought blood was made of tiny crabs and they controlled hugs and he couldn't hug a lot bc the crabs would get tired

he for real would not hug my grandma when my mom came to pick him up after spending the afternoon with her one time because he said the crabs in his blood were too tired so he had to wait

like first of all. what 3 year old just casually thinks about the blood in their body

in elementary school my best friend told me not to press the button for walk signals because every time someone presses them it means parents have to pay 10 more cents in taxes (???)