NCT/WAYV AS BIRDS

♦︎ literally just an excuse for me to talk about bird facts i know
♦︎ most bird calls have cute little mnemonic phrases to help you remember them in case u were wondering what im on abt
♦︎ featuring my wealth of bird-related youtube links

taeyong ♦︎ saw whet owl
- all the love in my heart for this weird little bird. hes so small and he goes beep beep beep beep beep. fuckin look at him are you kidding me? are you kidding
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taeil ♦︎ wood thrush
- objectively handsome in a fairly normal dude kind of way but holy shit that voice
- the one in this video is nice but the one that calls in the glen by my house every year has the most lovely voice ive ever heard

johnny ♦︎ wild turkey
- big handsome showboat who i look upon with begrudging delight every time i see him in my yard. can be a bully but ultimately benign.
- good for them

yuta ♦︎ tern
- this bird moves like it has a bdsm chokehold on the laws of physics
- please look at this bird instead of asking me to talk about yuta

kun ♦︎ barred owl
- who cooks for you?? who cooks for you all???? its kun. run him his goddamn check
- i hear this guy outside my window every night if i dont fall asleep and its kind of comforting

doyoung ♦︎ white-throated sparrow
- my grandfather’s favorite songbird, fun fact. an old soul but not above being a little bitchy.
- this vid gives the mnemonic “my sweet canada” but i always learned “sweet tom peabody.” whos tom peabody ill never know

ten ♦︎ mockingbird
- this stupid bird can do anything man. also flashy as hell. imitates the sports car chirp chirp in the parking lot of my dads high school
- this fucking video

jaehyun ♦︎ wood duck
- handsome. gorgeous. weird as FUCK. this bird doesnt make sense to me n neither does jaehyun
- when theyre babies they just fling themselves bodily into the air from like 40ft up idk this maybe isnt relevant i just think its wild

winwin ♦︎ kestrel
- that fine line between cute and beautiful. he’s it.
- this little dude’s voice is just so adorable

jungwoo ♦︎ tufted titmouse
- the one that started it all
- he just says peter peter peter and eats all my sunflower seeds and i love him so so much
- like shut UP ur called a tufted titmouse?? wtf ur not a mouse!!!!
- enjoy some shaky handcam footage

lucas ♦︎ american bittern
- someone in this lineup had to bear the weight of reminding the world that this ridiculous fucking bird exists and i feel like lucas is sexy and gorgeous enough to handle it
- just fucking listen to it lmao

mark ♦︎ downy woodpecker
- works very, very hard. sweet and polite. a headache.
- once one tried innocently to poke holes in the side of my house and i feel like thats what mark lee is doing to me spiritually

xiaojun ♦︎ mourning dove
- gorgeous. sweetheart. voice like angels tears. feathers for brains. xiao dejun i love you so much.
- im not kidding tho this bird will literally just sit in the middle of the road eating rocks until you nearly run it over

hendery ♦︎ woodcock
- dont worry abt the name
- overall just a really sweet loveable bird but like?? when they want to get noticed they jump six feet in the air in the middle of a field and Scream
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renjun ♦︎ eastern towhee
- i asked jayce which if the dreamies was goth and he said renjun so renjun gets this bird which is basically a goth robin.
- fun fact i knew this bird call before i could fully comprehend human language. says drink-your-teaaa

jeno ♦︎ broad-winged hawk
- handsome AND cute! also gets picked on a lot even though he really just tries to stay out of trouble
- lmao the noise this bird makes just sounds so PETULANT please be nice to them

haechan ♦︎ red eyed vireo
- says “see me? here i am, in a tree” and i think if haechan were a bird that’s what he’d say
- dummy

jaemin ♦︎ eastern bluebird
- disastrous but ultimately unproblematic. wants to be loved. seeing him is something special no matter how often he comes around. ihaveacrushonnajaemin.
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yangyang ♦︎ blue jay
- please just stop eating all my damn blueberries. every summer.
- just screams

chenle ♦︎ goldfinch
- listen i dont know why chenle is this bird he just is and youre gonna have to trust me
- th thumbnail is him on some thistles where he belongs

jisung ♦︎ piping plover
- in my heart i want to believe that jisung is the sweet, mild-mannered little shorebird i think he is but like. i know who raised him. so my hopes arent high.
- video feat. BABIES