thinking about ready-to-assemble furniture that you can purchase at Ikea :)

Now that I think about it, I realize I’m a big fan of Ikea employees. They’re always so helpful, encouraging, and they give you great deals. If gage steals this tweet too I’m going to report him for plagiarism. Ikea employees are also very approachable and

I saw so many Ikea employees on my drive today. They were everywhere. Maybe it was an Ikea Protest

have any of you seen the ikea workers baking outside lately? i sure have and it's sooo weird. just minding my business and they're mixing batter in the middle of the street

the ikea workers were swimming and assembling a desk at the beach this morning. i asked them why and they said it was because they wanted to. how could i ever disagree with that. then a seagull asked for my number

was walking around the yard today when i spotted an ikea worker crouched in the shade of a tree and drinking hot sauce out of the glass container. i wanted to question the worker, but thought that would have been rude and judgmental of me. so instead i asked the worker for a swig