bad one direction imagines from the perspective of someone who was never a one direction fan — a thread
ah, this one. a classic. truly one of the best ones.
wow. taking a shit after choking, both in front of harry styles. my dream.
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when you choke on his spit https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Star-struck" aria-label="Emoji: Star-struck">
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i’ve never seen a 1d music video but i am assuming they do this in every one
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the worst part of this one is the fact that i genuinely can’t tell if it’s serious or not. but yes get you a man who licks the dirt off your ice cream.
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omg harry pls choke me with your american eagle bandana https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥵" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">
go king. stab me with that curtain pole.
niall’s hotter anyways https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💅" title="Nail polish" aria-label="Emoji: Nail polish">
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yes zane what a king. beat me with that pillow.
uh.
omggg how’d they know my favorite pattern to wear is strips
when he’s your flight attendant https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥵" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">
i am assuming this is going to be the last thing i see before i face god
omg i never new bars had butlers
actually for this one i don’t have any words what is happening
yes wife me up king
end of thread i’m tired
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