My pro clubs team [a thread]

Trent - Ah yes, every team has one. Named after a real life player. Attacking RWB with absolutely no attributes put into defending. Manages to have 5* skills though, and doesn’t he abuse them. Often out of position, one of his traits is giving away pens. Brings banter to the team

Danny WelBLACK - Vice Captain. Natural striker but loves an occasional game at centre half. Ball role merchant, decent finisher, and it not scared to get a booking for the team. Very unselfish, but sometimes this lets him down

Peter Pan - Club captain, team talk specialist. Natural number 9 and a frequent GK appearance to his name. Loves a call from the COM and the spam of the 5* skills. Big game player. First name on the team sheet because he wants the captaincy.

Corona - Bald. Very bald. Normally plays off the left flank but doesn’t mind doing a shift in midfield either. No skills about him what so ever. When the banter is in full swing corona is on the receiving end. Team player, underrated by team mates.

Osama Bin Shaggin - Will do a shift anywhere he is needed, versatile. CDM is the preferred position but has played Centre half and often in the CAM role. 6ft 7 and not afraid to show it off, gets stuck in, always keeping the ref on his toes. Has a tend to drift up the pitch alot.

RR - New signing to the club and hasn’t he made an impact. A hatrick worthy of remembering. Suited to the CAM role. Loves throwing banter at Trent, and telling him how shit he is. Not a natural finisher, and loves to put a shot off target. Wears a green afro, and is 5ft 3.

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