Kim Jong-un isn't dead, he's just planning his next move.
Kim Jong-un isn't dead, he's just figuring out where he took the wrong turn-off.
Kim Jong-un isn't dead, he's just developed a fascination for Cheez Whiz.
Kim Jong-un isn't dead, he's just out joyriding.
Kim Jong-un isn't dead, he's just scoping things out.
Kim Jong-un isn't dead, he's just watching Tiger King with some friends.
Kim Jong-un isn't dead, he just wants to know if these are the right shoes for his outfit.
Kim Jong-un is not dead, he's just going through a girly pink phase.
Kim Jong-un is not dead, he just wants to know where the fizz went.