Actual things said to my cats during quarantine:

Hi, can we share this?
Oop, you're in my spot bb can you... no it's ok, I'll move.
I was just sitting there but... no, no you take it.
Oh, I guess I'll stop typing now, no worries.
Excuse you?!
Sure, yeah, I can share my cereal...

In addition:

What're you guys doing? Just knockin' shit over? Cool cool

That's okay, I wasn't going to keep that plant in the pot anyway