Since sex is such a complex spectrum, and male and female are mere social constructs, I won’t bother telling my kids about contraception when they get older.

What are the chances of a female getting pregnant by male? Sex is just an unscientific and outdated colonial concept

I was offline for 15 hours now have eleventy billion notifications. This is why I avoid tweeting about gender stuff.

Just one more thing...why did my GP stop nagging about contraception while I was in same sex relationships?

‘What contraception are you using?’
‘Lesbianism’