People who get obsessed with spirituality...

Have you ever gotten punched in the face or the gut?

Tackled someone twice your size?

Lifted twice your bodyweight?

Sprinted till you can barely stand?

Those will teach you more about yourself than your retrograde or whatever.

"My Mercury house is in Aquarius when the moon is in its half-1738 phase, that means I'm a kind, smart, caring, driven individual."

STFU THE FUCK UP.

This doesn't mean shit. Anyone can say these things about themselves, and make connections cuz confirmation bias.

"I'm so caring and enlightened because my moon sign is Libra and I'm a special individual with the Mark of the Phoenix"

DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER WHEN YOU'VE BEEN PUNCHED IN THE FACE

WHEN SOME BIG DUDE WITH A BALL IS RUNNING AT YOU AND YOU GOTTA TACKLE HIM

Doesn't fucking matter if your Mercury is in retrograde or not, the fuck you gonna do when you gotta be violent and potent?

Your spirituality bullshit won't make you jacked or good-looking. Hard fucking work and proper eating will.

Your star sign won't get you paid.

Money comes to those who put in the work to create things of value.

Knowing about star charts and moon chakras and shit won't get you laid with a hot babe.

"Even if she's super into that soy bullshit herself?"

EVEN IF SHE'S INTO IT TOO.

She's not gonna fuck some scrawny jabroni who's SOOO SPIRITUAL AND ENLIGHTENED.

She's gonna fuck the physically present, competent G who could kick the asses of 10 scrawny spiritual jabronis at once, whether he knows his shit about star charts and retrogrades or not.

Employers don't care for your star signs, moon signs, spiritual journeys, astrology charts, or whatever.

CAN YOU WORK HARD?

CAN YOU ACCOMPLISH X THING IN Y TIME?

And when you meet someone who could kick your ass, only your body and what you can offer them socially matters.