My mother is reading "Bread and Jam for Frances" to my nephew over Messenger and she is getting all the details wrong so I am shouting corrections from my office.

"Frances is a BADGER!"
"Frances is a little GIRL, mother!"

I cannot help but feel I have regressed since moving in.

Ahahaha, you can take the reading specialist out of the schools, but you cannot take the reading specialist out of the woman: she's doing comprehension exercises with him.

"Does Frances like eggs? What does Frances like better than eggs?"