I'm sat watching Money Heist and I cant help but think the Professor really reminds me of someone and then something came to me...

(only in season 1 so no spoilers pls)

Money Heist Characters as Footballers - a thread...

Professor as Pep
Genius. Has a plan inside a plan, shows very little sign of emotion but when he does; SMASH CRACKLE & POP.
Uses cups as people writes on walls to figure shit out and will quite literally do anything for his plan to succeed.
BUT has to live by his morals & rules.

Arturo as Ramos
Will do anything on planet earth. Slimiest guy in town, even looks slimy with the wrong haircut. Will stab his nan in the back if it means he gets out of a sticky situation but somehow women seem to dig him. Pisses everyone off without fail.

Tokyo as Zlatan
Tiniest bit of loyalty, will go after anyone, temper popping out of her ass and proper annoying but fully bearable because of the mad moments she has where you sit back and go, alright fair enough man, only you could do that you annoying fock.

Berlin as Suarez
Absolute sadistic geezer, will chomp a mans arm off and convince himself that he didn’t do it. Mad deluded, doesn’t know whats right and whats wrong but fock me he’s lowkey pretty good at his job.

Denver as Balotelli
Still wondering what hes doing here & what his purpose is or whether hes ever gonna fulfil his potential. Got a soft side to him but generally a mad guy & you don’t know whats gonna happen next.
Might snuggle up to an old lady or put a gun in his dads mouth.

Rio as Neymar
Emotional wreck, cries about anything & everything, often doing stupid shit & being caught out, always trying to be the good guy but actually hasn’t got a Scooby.
Loves a tantrum. On the odd occasion has a moment of magic but made some wrong choices and is screwed.