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i'm watching "too hot to handle" on netflix. they take "sexy & horny" ppl to an island and ban them from having sex or kissing for money.....
actual quote: "lana (the AI) will be watching our horny guests in the wild"
"i'm chloe and i'm not the brightest spark in the book"
"the thing i'm most proud of is my penis"
"what's the language of the tattoo on your back?"
"i don't know"
"i don't know"
"when the lads i'm dating tell me they love me i'm like ew no"
"i would just ruin harry *thrusts wildly into the air* "
"i wonder if meghan markle ever said that"
"i wonder if meghan markle ever said that"
"i haven't seen jesus' body yet but i probably would lick it too"
"having an english accent in america is like having a 12-inch dick"
"this is heaven on earth. and we have jesus. this is literally heaven on earth"
"do you see yourself with her long term bro?"
"i don't believe in marriage bro"
"by long term i mean 4 weeks bro"
"no bro"
"i don't believe in marriage bro"
"by long term i mean 4 weeks bro"
"no bro"
*they can't have sex*
girl, sobbing and blowing nose: "it's like i lost my mom i'm so sad"
girl, sobbing and blowing nose: "it's like i lost my mom i'm so sad"
"i had the hottest little señorita in the retreat and she slipped through my fingers"
"i'm a sex icon"
"you woke us up at 2:30am to tell us.. that?"
"you woke us up at 2:30am to tell us.. that?"
"you're gonna hug me in...whats this called?"
"a bathing suit"
"a hammock is what i was gonna say"
"a bathing suit"
"a hammock is what i was gonna say"
