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Hi I did the worm thing.
Friend 1 -
Thinks I will eat her
Friend 1 -
Thinks I will eat her
Friend 2 is okay as long as I can talk. And will also feed me little John-style dosais <3
Friend 3 is.... this. Long distance but not really friendship
Friend 4 is best. Just a straightforward yes with promise of food. No conditions applied.
Friend 5 is okay if I’m okay-looking. And also think I will be all up in her stomach systems.
Friend 6 (who is my cousin basically) thinks she might kill me accidentally lmao I love this
Friend 7 willl accept me (hopefully) if I was another animal
Friend 8 is okay if I’m decent-looking and if I can talk. Or I can be a panda or koala bear to her. And she will give me a house but won’t touch me 
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