do we ever think about how amazing Lucio is... local freedom fighter, expert skater, Brazil's biggest musician (possibly the biggest musician in the southern hemisphere, maybe bigger), wanted for criminal acts yet somehow also runs a night club...
...and plays street hockey AND soccer with the local youth. Couldn't even fit all of his accomplishments in one tweet. oh and he OWNS that night club. it's attached to his home, which I assume he also OWNS.

Lucio is OP as a PERSON.
how do we nerf this boy's whole life

Lucio is now: dangerously bad at cooking, intolerably messy, incapable of censoring himself/not diplomatic, no time for relationships...
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