okay so right now i am watching a quibi show

where anna kendrick takes too many melatonin gummies and ends up talking to her boyfriend's (donal logue) now-living sex doll

I NEED TO BE ABLE TO SCREENSHOT THIS SO, SO BADLY YOU GUYS

so the sex doll's primary request

is that she keeps begging anna kendrick to clean out all the dried cum that's stuck inside her

"we're all sex dolls until we topple the patriarchy" - thing a sex doll says to anna kendrick

it's really, really important to note this part:

donal logue plays dan harmon. his name is dan harmon in the show. he is an emmy-winning TV writer. who, in this quibi show, does not clean his now-animate sex doll.

"fuck off barbara! you call yourself a feminist, but you hate other women!" - anna kendrick, talking to dan harmon's sex doll

this show is basically westworld actually

anna kendrick and the sex doll are now singing along to "Doll Parts" by Hole together

WHY CAN'T I SCREENSHOT THIS

when the anna kendrick donal logue dan harmon sex doll show ended, quibi started autoplaying rachel hollis telling me to organize my closet