Ok, I've never read Unholyverse before, but everyone references it, so here we go.....
Why the FUCK is this one chapter but like 60k words.
omfg "talking apparatus" it's a tongue dude
"I've pierced like a hundred ball-bags"
Weird flex, but ok
Weird flex, but ok
I feel like I now know way too much about breached scrotums and ball piercing. Like more than I ever needed to know
Why does anyone need NINE scarves?? I want to know.