hahaha fellas you know when your wife goes in for invasive surgery and you're waiting in the hospital just googling porn and knocking back Moscow Mules to pass time https://twitter.com/Nenabekee/status/1252508598057435136
“Oh you got your tubes tied? Damn that’s wild hahaha I love you so much”
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