An Ode to Stanley Tucci& #39;s Forearms

When Stanley& #39;s cooking dinner
his sleeves get in the way.
But when he rolls them up
it makes us feel some kind of way.

It& #39;s not just that they& #39;re hairy,
or muscular, or tan.
It& #39;s all these things and more
that give us no choice but to stan.
How have I only just noticed I rhymed "way" with "way" ugh I& #39;m so sorry Stanley you deserved better </3
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