An Ode to Stanley Tucci's Forearms

When Stanley's cooking dinner
his sleeves get in the way.
But when he rolls them up
it makes us feel some kind of way.

It's not just that they're hairy,
or muscular, or tan.
It's all these things and more
that give us no choice but to stan.
How have I only just noticed I rhymed "way" with "way" ugh I'm so sorry Stanley you deserved better </3
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