Could we have a government broadcast about couples not making single people walk IN THE ROAD to keep their 2m distance, because y& #39;all can& #39;t be bothered to bunch up or walk single file?

If this isn& #39;t a perfect metaphor for being a single adult, I don& #39;t know what is. No, no, don& #39;t you trouble yourselves - let me make way for your highnesses...